Call me mr. Krabs because I’m always after that booty.
RED BULL IS AWESOME!!!
- The Six Word Love Story (via kaloriesblog)
My whole goal on My trip to LA is to put my feet in the ocean and maybe dive in.
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Anonymousx0x0, so you know why not.
I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor
you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!
even if you’re lesbians???????
especially if you’re lesbians! if both of you get pregnant that’s twice as bad
The Doctor confuses declarations of insanity with insults to his fashion sense.
the traumas of having worn a vegetable as an accessory.
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY